for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot
Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school
take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it
Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club
this dog brings me great joy and eternal peace
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
Best kid ever.
Finally a kid doesn’t have to be saved!
This was the cutest part of that movie and if you don’t think so you’re wrong.
"…Wow," Ron added, blinking rather stupidly as Hermione came hurrying toward them. "You look great!"
"Always the tone of surprise," said Hermione, though she smiled.
Your house: Slytherin
Your favourite character from the trio: Hermione Granger
Three other favourite characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Minerva McGonagall, Fred and George Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Tonks, Hagrid, Mad-Eye Moody, Bellatrix Lestrange
Least favourite character: Dolores Umbitch
Favourite book: Deathly Hallows
One favourite moment: i really like the christmas part in Philisopher’s Stone
How you were introduced to the series: I watched the first movie when I was about six years old at my uncle’s house and absolutely adored it. We didn’t own any of the Harry Potter films at my house, so every time we visited my uncle after that, I asked to watch Harry Potter at the end of the night. Then, when I was about ten, I was in the library at my school one day and was thrilled to discover that somebody had written a load of enormous books with the same title as one of my favorite movies on the cover. I’ve been a devoted fan ever since.
What would your favourite lessons be?: I’ve always loved reading the scenes for Care of Magical Creatures, and I think I would really enjoy that class, getting to interact with unicorns and hippogriffs and thestrals and the rest. It would be fascinating. I also like the idea of potions, and astronomy just sounds like it’d be fun.
Which hallow would you take?: None. I wouldn’t want to give Death the satisfaction of being owed a debt.
Which character are you most like?: Hermione Granger, most likely. I’ve always been the Smart Girl in my classes, and I love books.
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: The Summoning Charm first, because it would be incredibly useful; the Disillusionment Charm because sometimes being invisible would do wonders for my anxiety; and then of course the Patronus Charm because hell yes.
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire?: No fucking way.
Would you have played Quidditch?: I doubt it. I have a thing about heights. I’d probably have gotten really into watching the games though.
What form would your Patronus take?: A smallish pixie with fangs and a purple and pink mohawk.
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for someone to STATE THE DAMN OBVIOUS
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.